Folgenden E-Mail-Dialog habe ich heute nachmittag geführt:
Grieche: "Hi Thomas! My name is Panos. I'm a greek gay man and I need someone to pass an one-week holidays, the last week of July, in a greek island. I would like to know if you are available at that period of time and what are your demands from me."
Meine Antwort: "Hello, I am sorry, but I don't understand exactly what you want!?"
Grieche: "What I want is a male company to spend some beautiful moments together in a greek island."
Meine Antwort: "Ah okay ... ;-) But I have to dissapiont you - I'm not gay, sorry ;-) But I am interested to find out why you just mailed me?"
Grieche: "Never is late. I could teach you the greek love. A friend of mine informed me about a "curious" website called "Rent a German"!!!!!!!!!!" (*)
Meine Antwort: "That's funny :-) I love Greece, at least I were there in 2003 at Kos, but I think my girl friend would'nt be happy if I fly to you to learn the greek love ;-) I just linked the "Rent a german" website at my personal blog, because it's a funny campaign, which is in good fun by the way ;-) Regards from Nuremberg, Germany "
Grieche: "She has to be open minded. This is not a competition between her and mi. The pleasure I would like to give is diffent and believe me very excited. Have you ever fucked an asshole? If yes, you can count the pleasure by 10 if you fuck a man's hole."
Meine Antwort: No, thank you. Maybe you're interested in german politician? We've some gay and good looking men here ... perhaps you can plead with them to stay in Greece forever :)
Grieche: "Thomas, Thomas..... "
(*) Hier hat es dann Klick gemacht. Ich habe doch tatsächlich mal die Fake-Site "RentAGerman" verlinkt - und das war mein Fehler. Der schwule Grieche wollte mich jetzt also tatsächlich mieten, weil er den Blog-Eintrag bei Google gefunden hat. Das sind nun wirklich Folgen der Globalisierung, auf die ich nicht vorbereitet war.
